Deluxe SuperPack

Price: $79.99
 
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Our almost-finest decorative framed Certificate of Awesometicity (COAwe). Once you have purchased a Sand, we can then send you your COAwe in a beautifully decorative matted and framed fashion ready to be placed in a frame of your choice (frame, not included).

Each Deluxe Matted and Framed SuperPack comes with the pre-matted and beautifully framed COAwe, an official Certified Wax Seal (we have tested the seal in our laboratory and can certify that it is, in fact, "wax"), a Certificate of Awesometicity (to prove that your COAwe is truly AWESOME), a wallet sized COAwe, a map of the world depicting from where your particular Sand may have originated, showing Latitude and Longitude coordinates for easy finding, just in case you happen to be in that part of the world.

It also comes with a ledger to show the tracking of your Sand and how it ended up where it is now, based on scientific geo-data, plotting of the seismic activities, storm and wind paths, and ocean eddy-currents which led to it's current resting place.

The Deluxe SuperPack is a notable keepsake that can be handed down from generation to generation, just to show how savvy you once were by acquiring this timeless treasure. This will surely put your family in awe as they covet the thought of one day having it willed to them, and your neighbors in a state of jealousy as they scramble to acquire their very own "Name a Grain of Sand" Deluxe SuperPack.

Only $119.47

(Price includes wrapping, stuffing, taping, packaging, stamp licking, shipping, handling, driving the damned thing to UPS, finding a frigging parking spot, standing in line for almost 30 minutes, getting pissed at the woman in front of me with her two unruly children, and realizing we should have charged you a whole bunch more for this piece of crap - I mean beautiful keepsake. OK - I feel better now).

 
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