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Dr. Lisa
Legendary best friend! (And 1% owner.)
Pepper
Why didn't I appreciate you in my 20's?
Kelley
Do stand up! You're clever beyond compare!
Question
Is it possible to be a Rehab Addict addict?
Susan
Sorry I laughed when the dog peed on you
Terry
I'm glad you stuck with me through the drama
BUBBA
Adopted from the Dallas SPCA
RRP
Keep me in mind if you ever file for divorce
My Sis!
You shaved my eyebrows off in 3rd grade. I'll always be a fivehead!
Susan
You make me laugh so hard vodka flies out of my nose.